RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Tila Tequila’s new nickname is “The Sauna” because you have to take a bath after being inside her.
Tristan Alister
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
I uploaded a YouTube video — Rachmaninov Etude-Tableu in C minor, Op. 39 No. 7 [Horowitz] http://youtu.be/f3K4I8KahZQ?a
iPad, why do you suck?
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: How long before some blond (probably Paris Hilton) calls Apple to complain about the iPad’s lack of absorbency?
RT @PimpBillClinton: I could never convert to Islam. 72 virgins? Meh. Gimme 3 Staten Island hookers and Motel 6 room key and I’m straight.
#letsbehonest The saddest thing in the world, is an awkward girl.
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Conan is straight class. Leno is straight ass. #teamjesus
is alone.
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: I won’t tell you the devil’s name but it does rhyme with Mush Mimbaugh.
Can’t save the world right now, too tired. #Goodnight
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